Post by Laoupdate on Jan 31, 2005 2:34:28 GMT -5
ຕໍ່ໄປນີ້ແມ່ນຈົດຫມາຍທີ່ມີຄວາມຫມາຍກຳກວມ ອ່ານແລ້ວຕະລົກດີ ເລີຍເອົາ
ມາຝາກ ຖ້າມັກກາສົ່ງສຽງບອກແດ່ເດີ
The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store has the following type of cards:
1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that
you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.
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2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably
need it again.
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5. Someday I hope to marry...
(Inside card) - Someone other than you.
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6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!
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7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card!) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your
promise.
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8. We've been friends for a very long time...
(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?
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9. I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.
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10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
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11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was
only one life jacket...
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
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12. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.
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13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and Arkansas)
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14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but
wonder...
(Inside card) - What was I thinking?
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15. Congratulations on your wedding day!
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.
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